When you’re walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
(via live-a-little-laugh-al0t)
Seriously, i'm curious how they'd react...
- Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
- Me: I was sitting the whole night crying, shaking and slicing my arms open. I thought about suicide and already made plans. Sorry, i hadn't enough time for homework. I was busy not killing myself.
- Teacher: ..

Ghetto girls on the phone in public,
And I told her “Shaniquwa YOU NEEDA SLAP DAT HOE”
LOL OMG
(via 5footdisasters)











